Cold is it really RELATIVE? I guess you could say so in certain cases.
Okay, now hold on just a minute. I need an accurate comparison from NY to Utah to maybe make myself feel a little better about the cold here. -There is one little fact about it all and that is, COLD is COLD, no matter where you are. That being said, I would like to know where the doors freezing shut or not closing because they have instantly frozen opened, fit in temperature wise on the NY scale. As well as, I recall, a car battery that met the creator of the world because if the temperature outside. ...Knowing that 30 is the temperature at which the rain freezes and becomes snow but what of the ICE Storms in good old NY. Where everything is covered with at least an inch of pure ice, but beauty is without description. All in all this list gave me a good laugh, thanks for that Bill, I miss NY and my dear friends but the ballots are in on this one and you win. It's the Hell kind of cold there so stay warm and we'll see you in the summer :)
65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Upstate New York plant gardens..
60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Upstate New York sunbathe.
50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Upstate New York drive w/the windows down.
40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves & wool hats. People in Upstate New York throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Upstate New York have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero People in Miami all die. Upstate New Yorkers close the windows.
Zero degrees Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Upstate New York get out their winter coats.
-10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Upstate New York are selling cookies door to door.
-20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Upstate New York let the dogs sleep indoors.
-30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Upstate New Yorkers get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.
-40 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Upstate New York start saying...
'Cold enough fer ya?'
-50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Upstate New York public schools will open 2 hours late.
